Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn’t move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
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I always get a bit discombobulated after a Monday holiday.
I’ve got a bunch more discombobulation coming this year
since 3 more national holidays will be observed on a Monday in 2021.
You may be surmising (correctly) that it doesn’t take much to get me discombobulated. I pretty sure my wife would agree.
Fortunately, the forward thinking people in Minnesota have provided
a re-combobulation area. You may remember that I shared this in a previous email. I just love the concept.
I’ll probably come home one day to find a re-combobulation area designated in my home. In the corner, of course.
I’ll share the picture if it ever happens. I hope a cap is not also required when in this area of my home.
At the http://www.StarLoftsPgh.com, our residents are always combobulated!
Good Day! Charlie